This morning my sister Sage was killing time and doing some shopping. She's poking around the clearance section, hunting for the best deal when she notices a gentleman glancing at her from the men's... how should I say this... he was in the underwear section. By the way, when I say "gentleman" I am using it in the broadest sense possible. So here's this guy- hanging out in the underwear section, and kind of creeping. Sagey continues to do her shopping, and decides to make a stop at the dressing room. As she's walking out of the dressing room- there stands the underwear man! As he holds up his package of whitey- tighties he asks her, "Would you ever consider going out on a date with someone like me?' Did you catch that? The man is holding up a package of underwear as he asks a lady out on a date. These are strange times we live in. Needless to say, my sister does not have a Friday night date planned with that guy.
To men everywhere I would give you this piece of advice: don't ask a girl out while you're holding a package of whitey-tighties! (Or any package of underwear for that matter.) It's just weird.
With a quizzical look, a roll of my eyes, and a shrug of my shoulders,
~jazzy
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| Obviously, not whitey-tighties, but this is probably the funniest pair of underwear I've ever seen. This picture is in honor of the underwear man from Target. |
Uggh. That's weird, and creepy. Why does Sage always run into creepers when she's out alone? Eeeew, eeeew, eeew.
ReplyDeleteHarumph. I get the older women and the younger women, but not women holding underwear. Congrats to Sage on her discovery of a new creepiness, as far as I can tell.
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